A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II
- Year
- 1872
- Field
- Mathematics
- Licence
- Public domain (Project Gutenberg, US)
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- gutenberg
- Length
- about 134,093 words in 91 sections
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The first paragraphs of "A BUDGET OF PARADOXES. · VOLUME II. · ON SOME PHILOSOPHICAL ATHEISTS.". Read the full section
With the general run of the philosophical atheists of the last century the notion of a God was an hypothesis. There was left an admitted possibility that the vague somewhat which went by more names than one, might be personal, intelligent, and superintendent. In the works of Laplace,[1] who is sometimes called an atheist from his writings, there is nothing from which such an inference can be drawn: unless indeed a Reverend Fellow of the Royal Society may be held to be the fool who said in his heart, etc., etc., if his contributions to the _Philosophical Transactions_ go no higher than _nature_. The following anecdote is well known in Paris, but has never been printed entire. Laplace once went in form to present some edition of his "Systeme du Monde" to the First Consul, or Emperor. Napoleon, whom some wags had told that this book contained no mention of the name of God, and who was fond of putting embarrassing questions, received it with--"M. Laplace, they tell me you have written this large book on the system of the universe, and have never even mentioned its Creator." Laplace, who, though the most supple of politicians, was as stiff as a martyr on every point of his philosophy or religion (e. g., even under Charles X he never concealed his dislike of the priests), drew himself up and answered {2} bluntly, "Je n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothese-la."[2] Napoleon, greatly amused, told this reply to Lagrange, who exclaimed, "Ah! c'est une belle hypothese; ca explique beaucoup de choses."[3]
It is commonly said that the last words of Laplace were, "Ce que nous connaissons est peu de chose; ce que nous ignorons est immense."[4] This looks like a parody on Newton's pebbles:[5] the following is the true account; it comes to me through one remove from Poisson.[6] After the publication (in 1825) of the fifth volume of the _Mecanique Celeste_, Laplace became gradually weaker, and with it musing and abstracted. He thought much on the great problems of existence, and often muttered to himself, _Qu'est ce que c'est que tout cela!_[7] After many alternations, he appeared at last so permanently prostrated that his family applied to his favorite pupil, M. Poisson, to try to get a word from him. Poisson paid a visit, and after a few words of salutation, said, "J'ai une bonne nouvelle a vous annoncer: on a recu au Bureau des Longitudes une lettre d'Allemagne annoncant que M. Bessel a verifie par l'observation vos decouvertes theoriques sur les satellites de Jupiter."[8] Laplace opened his eyes and answered with deep {3} gravity, "_L'homme ne poursuit que des chimeres_."[9] He never spoke again. His death took place March 5, 1827.
The language used by the two great geometers illustrates what I have said: a supreme and guiding intelligence--apart from a blind rule called _nature of things_--was an _hypothesis_. The absolute denial of such a ruling power was not in the plan of the higher philosophers: it was left for the smaller fry. A round assertion of the non-existence of anything which stands in the way is the refuge of a certain class of minds: but it succeeds only with things subjective; the objective offers resistance. A philosopher of the appropriative class tried it upon the constable who appropriated _him_: I deny your existence, said he; Come along all the same, said the unpsychological policeman.
Contents
- Part 1 · 75 words
- BY AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN · A BUDGET OF PARADOXES · REPRINTED WITH THE AUTHOR'S ADDITIONS FROM THE ATHENAEUM · SECOND EDITION EDITED BY DAVID EUGENE SMITH · WITH A NEW INTRODUCTION BY ERNEST NAGEL · PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY · UNABRIDGED EDITION--TWO VOLUMES BOUND AS ONE · 2 words
- DOVER PUBLICATIONS, INC., NEW YORK · 49 words
- A BUDGET OF PARADOXES. · VOLUME II. · ON SOME PHILOSOPHICAL ATHEISTS. · 837 words
- ROTATION OF THE MOON. · 936 words
- EARLY IDEAS OF AVIATION. · 234 words
- THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE DIVULGED. · 303 words
- THE TRISECTION AND QUADRATURE AGAIN. · 2,727 words
- THE MOON'S ROTATION. · 641 words
- ON THE NAMES OF RELIGIOUS BODIES. · 1,123 words
- PAPIST. · 1,104 words
- THE WORD CHURCH. · 1,071 words
- PROTESTANT AND PAPAL CHRISTENDOM. · 1,054 words
- RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY. · 1,354 words
- THE SUN AN ELECTRIC SPACE. · 191 words
- JOSEPH ADY. · 378 words
- ON MODERN ASTROLOGY. · 3,348 words
- THE FIGURE OF THE EARTH. · 103 words
- PERPETUAL MOTION. · 223 words
- ON SPIRITUALISM. · 980 words
- A CONDENSED HISTORY OF MATHEMATICS. · 331 words
- ST. VITUS, PATRON OF CYCLOMETERS. · 1,527 words
- CURIOUS CALCULATIONS. · 548 words
- ON COMETS. · 101 words
- A NEW PHASE OF MORMONISM. · 176 words
- MATHEMATICAL ILLUSTRATIONS OF DOCTRINE. · 1,257 words
- NOVUM ORGANUM MORALIUM. · 1,596 words
- A TRIBUTE TO BOOLE. · 282 words
- DECIMALS RUN RIOT. · 82 words
- ON PHONETIC SPELLING. · 539 words
- A HANDFUL OF LITTLE PARADOXERS. · 458 words
- LUNAR MOTION AGAIN. · 1,026 words
- ZETETIC ASTRONOMY. · 1,944 words
- THE SABBATH--THE GREAT PYRAMID · 880 words
- MRS. ELIZABETH COTTLE. · 1,713 words
- JAMES SMITH, ARCH-PARADOXER. · 9,380 words
- THE MOON HOAX. · 491 words
- IMPALEMENT BY REQUEST. · 594 words
- THE HAILESEAN SYSTEM OF ASTRONOMY. · 510 words
- A CHANCE FOR INVENTORS. · 120 words
- JOHANNES VON GUMPACH. · 236 words
- SLANDER PARADOXES. · 581 words
- THE NEPTUNE CONTROVERSY. · 1,234 words
- THREE CLASSES OF JOURNALS. · 446 words
- THE MECHANICS' MAGAZINE. · 1,687 words
- T. S. DAVIES ON EUCLID. · 885 words
- JAS. SMITH AGAIN. · 758 words
- A FEW SMALL PARADOXERS. · 460 words
- DR. THORN AND MR. BIDEN. · 1,236 words
- SIR G. C. LEWIS. · 2,055 words
- DECIMAL COINAGE. · 3,631 words
- THE TONAL SYSTEM. · 502 words
- SOME SMALL PARADOXERS. · 699 words
- BYRNE'S DUAL ARITHMETIC. · 333 words
- HORNER'S METHOD. · 1,556 words
- THE SUPERNATURAL. · 191 words
- FROM MATTER TO SPIRIT. · 4,654 words
- CYCLOMETRY. · 3,177 words
- THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. · 4,667 words
- ITALY. · 2,007 words
- JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE. · 2,325 words
- AN M.P.'S ARITHMETIC. · 871 words
- ERRONEOUS ARITHMETICAL NOTIONS. · 362 words
- ON LITERARY BARGAINS. · 563 words
- DECLARATION OF BELIEF · 3,040 words
- THE FLY-LEAF PARADOX. · 643 words
- PARADOXES OF ORTHOGRAPHY AND COMPUTATION. · 286 words
- CENTRIFUGAL FORCE. · 435 words
- CAMBRIDGE POETS. · 664 words
- FALSIFIED PREDICTION. · 422 words
- BYRON AND WORDSWORTH. · 1,019 words
- DE BECOURT. · 320 words
- BEQUEST OF A QUADRATURE. · 490 words
- REVIEW OF CYCLOPAEDIAS. · 4,632 words
- REVIEW OF MACCLESFIELD LETTERS. · 4,420 words
- CYCLOMETRY AND STEEL PENS. · 927 words
- JACOB BEHMEN. · 1,892 words
- A PLEA FOR KING CUSTOM. · 1,131 words
- TEST OF LANGUAGE. · 973 words
- PRONUNCIATION. · 522 words
- APOLOGIES TO CLUVIER. · 424 words
- THE RAINBOW PARADOX. · 261 words
- TYCHO BRAHE REVIVED. · 198 words
- JAMES SMITH WILL NOT DOWN. · 503 words
- PSEUDOMATH, PHILOMATH, AND GRAPHOMATH. · 2,099 words
- MR. REDDIE'S ASTRONOMY. · 2,472 words
- ON PARADOXERS IN GENERAL. · 2,607 words
- THE DOUBLE VAHU PROCESS. · 925 words
- ORTHODOX PARADOXERS. · 868 words
- APPENDIX. · 1,500 words
- INDEX. · 25,016 words