A Budget of Paradoxes, Volume II

by Augustus De Morgan

Year
1872
Field
Mathematics
Licence
Public domain (Project Gutenberg, US)
Source
gutenberg
Length
about 134,093 words in 91 sections

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The first paragraphs of "A BUDGET OF PARADOXES. · VOLUME II. · ON SOME PHILOSOPHICAL ATHEISTS.". Read the full section

With the general run of the philosophical atheists of the last century the notion of a God was an hypothesis. There was left an admitted possibility that the vague somewhat which went by more names than one, might be personal, intelligent, and superintendent. In the works of Laplace,[1] who is sometimes called an atheist from his writings, there is nothing from which such an inference can be drawn: unless indeed a Reverend Fellow of the Royal Society may be held to be the fool who said in his heart, etc., etc., if his contributions to the _Philosophical Transactions_ go no higher than _nature_. The following anecdote is well known in Paris, but has never been printed entire. Laplace once went in form to present some edition of his "Systeme du Monde" to the First Consul, or Emperor. Napoleon, whom some wags had told that this book contained no mention of the name of God, and who was fond of putting embarrassing questions, received it with--"M. Laplace, they tell me you have written this large book on the system of the universe, and have never even mentioned its Creator." Laplace, who, though the most supple of politicians, was as stiff as a martyr on every point of his philosophy or religion (e. g., even under Charles X he never concealed his dislike of the priests), drew himself up and answered {2} bluntly, "Je n'avais pas besoin de cette hypothese-la."[2] Napoleon, greatly amused, told this reply to Lagrange, who exclaimed, "Ah! c'est une belle hypothese; ca explique beaucoup de choses."[3]

It is commonly said that the last words of Laplace were, "Ce que nous connaissons est peu de chose; ce que nous ignorons est immense."[4] This looks like a parody on Newton's pebbles:[5] the following is the true account; it comes to me through one remove from Poisson.[6] After the publication (in 1825) of the fifth volume of the _Mecanique Celeste_, Laplace became gradually weaker, and with it musing and abstracted. He thought much on the great problems of existence, and often muttered to himself, _Qu'est ce que c'est que tout cela!_[7] After many alternations, he appeared at last so permanently prostrated that his family applied to his favorite pupil, M. Poisson, to try to get a word from him. Poisson paid a visit, and after a few words of salutation, said, "J'ai une bonne nouvelle a vous annoncer: on a recu au Bureau des Longitudes une lettre d'Allemagne annoncant que M. Bessel a verifie par l'observation vos decouvertes theoriques sur les satellites de Jupiter."[8] Laplace opened his eyes and answered with deep {3} gravity, "_L'homme ne poursuit que des chimeres_."[9] He never spoke again. His death took place March 5, 1827.

The language used by the two great geometers illustrates what I have said: a supreme and guiding intelligence--apart from a blind rule called _nature of things_--was an _hypothesis_. The absolute denial of such a ruling power was not in the plan of the higher philosophers: it was left for the smaller fry. A round assertion of the non-existence of anything which stands in the way is the refuge of a certain class of minds: but it succeeds only with things subjective; the objective offers resistance. A philosopher of the appropriative class tried it upon the constable who appropriated _him_: I deny your existence, said he; Come along all the same, said the unpsychological policeman.

Contents

  1. Part 1 · 75 words
  2. BY AUGUSTUS DE MORGAN · A BUDGET OF PARADOXES · REPRINTED WITH THE AUTHOR'S ADDITIONS FROM THE ATHENAEUM · SECOND EDITION EDITED BY DAVID EUGENE SMITH · WITH A NEW INTRODUCTION BY ERNEST NAGEL · PROFESSOR OF PHILOSOPHY, COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY · UNABRIDGED EDITION--TWO VOLUMES BOUND AS ONE · 2 words
  3. DOVER PUBLICATIONS, INC., NEW YORK · 49 words
  4. A BUDGET OF PARADOXES. · VOLUME II. · ON SOME PHILOSOPHICAL ATHEISTS. · 837 words
  5. ROTATION OF THE MOON. · 936 words
  6. EARLY IDEAS OF AVIATION. · 234 words
  7. THE SECRET OF THE UNIVERSE DIVULGED. · 303 words
  8. THE TRISECTION AND QUADRATURE AGAIN. · 2,727 words
  9. THE MOON'S ROTATION. · 641 words
  10. ON THE NAMES OF RELIGIOUS BODIES. · 1,123 words
  11. PAPIST. · 1,104 words
  12. THE WORD CHURCH. · 1,071 words
  13. PROTESTANT AND PAPAL CHRISTENDOM. · 1,054 words
  14. RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY. · 1,354 words
  15. THE SUN AN ELECTRIC SPACE. · 191 words
  16. JOSEPH ADY. · 378 words
  17. ON MODERN ASTROLOGY. · 3,348 words
  18. THE FIGURE OF THE EARTH. · 103 words
  19. PERPETUAL MOTION. · 223 words
  20. ON SPIRITUALISM. · 980 words
  21. A CONDENSED HISTORY OF MATHEMATICS. · 331 words
  22. ST. VITUS, PATRON OF CYCLOMETERS. · 1,527 words
  23. CURIOUS CALCULATIONS. · 548 words
  24. ON COMETS. · 101 words
  25. A NEW PHASE OF MORMONISM. · 176 words
  26. MATHEMATICAL ILLUSTRATIONS OF DOCTRINE. · 1,257 words
  27. NOVUM ORGANUM MORALIUM. · 1,596 words
  28. A TRIBUTE TO BOOLE. · 282 words
  29. DECIMALS RUN RIOT. · 82 words
  30. ON PHONETIC SPELLING. · 539 words
  31. A HANDFUL OF LITTLE PARADOXERS. · 458 words
  32. LUNAR MOTION AGAIN. · 1,026 words
  33. ZETETIC ASTRONOMY. · 1,944 words
  34. THE SABBATH--THE GREAT PYRAMID · 880 words
  35. MRS. ELIZABETH COTTLE. · 1,713 words
  36. JAMES SMITH, ARCH-PARADOXER. · 9,380 words
  37. THE MOON HOAX. · 491 words
  38. IMPALEMENT BY REQUEST. · 594 words
  39. THE HAILESEAN SYSTEM OF ASTRONOMY. · 510 words
  40. A CHANCE FOR INVENTORS. · 120 words
  41. JOHANNES VON GUMPACH. · 236 words
  42. SLANDER PARADOXES. · 581 words
  43. THE NEPTUNE CONTROVERSY. · 1,234 words
  44. THREE CLASSES OF JOURNALS. · 446 words
  45. THE MECHANICS' MAGAZINE. · 1,687 words
  46. T. S. DAVIES ON EUCLID. · 885 words
  47. JAS. SMITH AGAIN. · 758 words
  48. A FEW SMALL PARADOXERS. · 460 words
  49. DR. THORN AND MR. BIDEN. · 1,236 words
  50. SIR G. C. LEWIS. · 2,055 words
  51. DECIMAL COINAGE. · 3,631 words
  52. THE TONAL SYSTEM. · 502 words
  53. SOME SMALL PARADOXERS. · 699 words
  54. BYRNE'S DUAL ARITHMETIC. · 333 words
  55. HORNER'S METHOD. · 1,556 words
  56. THE SUPERNATURAL. · 191 words
  57. FROM MATTER TO SPIRIT. · 4,654 words
  58. CYCLOMETRY. · 3,177 words
  59. THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST. · 4,667 words
  60. ITALY. · 2,007 words
  61. JAMES SMITH ONCE MORE. · 2,325 words
  62. AN M.P.'S ARITHMETIC. · 871 words
  63. ERRONEOUS ARITHMETICAL NOTIONS. · 362 words
  64. ON LITERARY BARGAINS. · 563 words
  65. DECLARATION OF BELIEF · 3,040 words
  66. THE FLY-LEAF PARADOX. · 643 words
  67. PARADOXES OF ORTHOGRAPHY AND COMPUTATION. · 286 words
  68. CENTRIFUGAL FORCE. · 435 words
  69. CAMBRIDGE POETS. · 664 words
  70. FALSIFIED PREDICTION. · 422 words
  71. BYRON AND WORDSWORTH. · 1,019 words
  72. DE BECOURT. · 320 words
  73. BEQUEST OF A QUADRATURE. · 490 words
  74. REVIEW OF CYCLOPAEDIAS. · 4,632 words
  75. REVIEW OF MACCLESFIELD LETTERS. · 4,420 words
  76. CYCLOMETRY AND STEEL PENS. · 927 words
  77. JACOB BEHMEN. · 1,892 words
  78. A PLEA FOR KING CUSTOM. · 1,131 words
  79. TEST OF LANGUAGE. · 973 words
  80. PRONUNCIATION. · 522 words
  81. APOLOGIES TO CLUVIER. · 424 words
  82. THE RAINBOW PARADOX. · 261 words
  83. TYCHO BRAHE REVIVED. · 198 words
  84. JAMES SMITH WILL NOT DOWN. · 503 words
  85. PSEUDOMATH, PHILOMATH, AND GRAPHOMATH. · 2,099 words
  86. MR. REDDIE'S ASTRONOMY. · 2,472 words
  87. ON PARADOXERS IN GENERAL. · 2,607 words
  88. THE DOUBLE VAHU PROCESS. · 925 words
  89. ORTHODOX PARADOXERS. · 868 words
  90. APPENDIX. · 1,500 words
  91. INDEX. · 25,016 words
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